Okay, but that still isn't very fair. For instance, what if you don't oppose the Toyotomi but just don't like them very much? Will Ishida-dono attack a person for saying that they dislike Toyotomi Hideyoshi's hair? [ a pause. ] After all, it was kind of bad.
[ except, wait. also not touching the lie thing at all because that's... admitting he's a big fat liar! ]
I'm not cutting my hair! It's fine when I comb it out!
[ he's all bishie and everything. anyway, hangs up. ]
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Okay, but that still isn't very fair. For instance, what if you don't oppose the Toyotomi but just don't like them very much? Will Ishida-dono attack a person for saying that they dislike Toyotomi Hideyoshi's hair? [ a pause. ] After all, it was kind of bad.
[ except, wait. also not touching the lie thing at all because that's... admitting he's a big fat liar! ]
I'm not cutting my hair! It's fine when I comb it out!
[ he's all bishie and everything. anyway, hangs up. ]