[ ugh, sakon got him walloped by mitsunari because he's an idiot and sasuke reaaaaaaaaaaaally does not want to talk to him but whatever. he'll be fine. ]

Shima-kun. I sent a message to Ishida-dono about this but as you know, he might not hear it. Anyway, Mori Motonari is here -- I'm not sure you know him but be careful around him. He will not hesitate to betray you, just as Tokugawa Ieyasu did to Toyotomi Hideyoshi. He's a liar and a snake and--

[ a pause as he tries to figure it out ]

He's like all those ninjas who aren't me!

[ there we go. ]

Make sure Ishida-dono knows this. Thanks, Shima-kun. I mean, after all, us retainers must stick together, right? For the safety of our lords.

[ ugh, he's gonna gag himself. anyway, he hangs up after that. ]