IC ✦ Voicemail

[uncalled]

[Let's keep it short and simple-]

Hey, hey! Guess I'm doing important stuff but if you think your stuff is important too, tell me what it is and we can flip a coin.

See ya!

[beep!]

[ooc: action tags also welcome! seriously just ram into him or he's apartment 7.1]

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[paycheck]

[ calls. back. ]

I-- Shima-kun! [ don't threaten him over ponytails. ] It was just an example! Also, terrible hair! I expect you to be objective enough to acknowledge it. [ geez. ] But still, I know better than to insult even Toyotomi-dono's hair around Ishida-dono. It's just that if I have to draw a line there, shouldn't you make sure not to send him off to hit people over simple things? You literally just called him temperamental and murderous! Yet you still sent him after me!

[ and it all comes full circle. ]

Not anymore!

[ HANGS UP ]

[uncalled]

[CALLS BACK!]

Well.... I mean, Hideyoshi-sama's pretty great, I think. [just not as great as mitsunari, ssshhhh no one needs to know that] But it's not like I told him 'Mitsunari-sama, Sarutobi-san was beat me up!' Like, how uncool is that even?!

I just told him that we ran into each other and we scuffled - but you started the scuffle! [ . . . and he used the word 'abusive' but honestly that's such a detail to sakon's mind that he doesn't even remember it] I didn't think he'd get so mad about it! Normally he lets it go if it's just me.... [and he just makes a face] I guess it's another way that Mitsunari-sama's changed.

[a shrug and he hangs up!!

leave it to talking about mitsunari to distract sakon from questioning sasuke's hair some more]

[paycheck]

[ back calls ]

And yet Ishida-dono has the impression that I did and that I did enough to warrant retaliation in the form of him hunting me down and knocking me around with his sword, huh? Maybe that's not "uncool" to you but it's really uncool to me!

[ SHEESH. ]

All I did was grab you to talk to you, since you were running by so fast! A scuffle? Are you serious?

[ UGHHH THIS JERK.

UP HANGS. ]

[uncalled]

[all of the back calls]

There are easier ways to get my attention, Sarutobi-san - just saying!!

But I said I was sorry! C'mon...! Of all things to hold a grudge over, you pick this?

[HANGING UP.....]

[paycheck]

[ backs calls. calls. backs. backs. backs backs backs. ]

I grabbed your shirt to stop you! You're the one who took it further.

[ SIGHS. ]

Well, it resulted in me getting hit in the face. I don't really appreciate my face being hit, Shima-kun.

[ ups ups ups ups hangs. ]