IC ✦ Voicemail

[uncalled]

[Let's keep it short and simple-]

Hey, hey! Guess I'm doing important stuff but if you think your stuff is important too, tell me what it is and we can flip a coin.

See ya!

[beep!]

[ooc: action tags also welcome! seriously just ram into him or he's apartment 7.1]

Comments

[uncalled]

[and he's just going to be very honest here-]

You're not leaving me with a lot of room to doubt when there's a dude who looks almost exactly like you wandering around.

Just saying.

[intendance]

For some reason, people really struggle with the idea of alternate selves and timelines.

[quite frankly.]

Strange, isn't it?

[uncalled]

[well....]

Sorta! Sanada-san told me all about this stuff that he said happened, but I don't remember them happening. And he doesn't remember me! So who knows, maybe my home's got some weird timeline stuff going on too.

I really hope not, though.

[why, you might ask? it's probably got something to do with loyalty to Mitsunari and how he always wants to serve him, obviously-]

I'm pretty alright with being a dude.

[welp]

[intendance]

[and what she takes from all of that is--]

I bet you'd be a prettier girl.

[mmhm]

[uncalled]

Prettier than you anyway.

[the maturity level here is off the charts]

[intendance]

Well, that's fine.

[SHRUG.]

You do have pretty vibrant hair! I bet it'd look neat grown out!

[uncalled]

[He snorts and takes that as invitation to bend at the waist and tug at the ends of her hair.]

We could always try to change the color of yours to test it out-

[intendance]

Don't be silly!

[She just. Bats his hands away.]

My hair isn't near long enough for that.

[oh, so that's her major issue with it.]

You should grow out yours instead, since it's already that color naturally!

[uncalled]

[He makes a face at that.]

It'd be a pain to fight with.

[Almost subconsciously, he runs a hand to smooth back his hair.]

This is barely manageable as it is to be honest.

[1/2]

[intendance]

That's just because you're a little vain about it.

[ZING.

okay no she's just. calling it like she sees it. Even as she starts blinking and looking around. She was...doing something--wasn't she...]

[2/2]

[intendance]

... ... ... Possessed not mothers!

[thaaaat's it]

[uncalled]

[CORRECTION:]

I'm a lot of vain about it. [it's not easy to look this good and still be this dumb

but oh right. so he's blinking and tilting his head]

What are you gonna do about your possessed not mother problem then?

[intendance]

[That's...a great question. She actually sobers at that, frowning.

...]

Stop her from hurting people, I suppose. She'd never be able to forgive herself if she did, even possessed like this...

[......and Morgan... her expression just grows grimmer as she thinks about it.]

[uncalled]

Okay.

[But wait, there's more!!]

So hey, crazy idea. You're a tactician and I'm used to fighting in wars! Mitsunari-sama doesn't seem to care about anything that's happening to these people sooooo I'm basically without a distinct mission for now!

You got a job for me, shorty?

[intendance]

[..... ah. She's touched, and it really does show. But ultimately, she just...smiles.]

Are you sure? I'm just a tactician-in-training, you know. I don't know if I can actuaaaally call myself a fully-fledged tactician yet.

...But if you're still up for it, then yeah, I think I do.

[uncalled]

[He laughs a bit at that and shrugs.]

Well, it's not like I'm a general or anything! I'm just one of the masses. So it'll be fitting if the two of us work together, right? Maybe we're not big shots right now, but I have no doubt that we'll be the greatest in no time!

[even if his in-battle boasts imply that sakon already thinks he's pretty great....]

So sign me up!

[intendance]

[.... wow sakon, "we're both not big shots so it's okay" is a little lacking as far as encouragement is concerned--

But she just beams, nodding brightly.]

All right, then! In that case, we should look for Morgan first. The other Morgan, I mean.

He's gotta be around here somewhere, and I'm worried that Grima already got to him!

[uncalled]

[He's not a rousing motivational speaker, that was always somebody else's job-

So now he's just going to laugh at that and move in to put his hands on her waist, bending down to look her in the eye.]

You ready then? I don't think you'll be able to see much from this vantage point.

[intendance]

[nobody else in the toyotomi is either, sakon, who's job is it exactly--

... but what's that, Sakon. You want to carry her? YEAH SHE'S DOWN.

In fact, she smiles a pretty real smile at that, tilting her head.]

You're right about that! Tactically, I think it'd be a sound decision for me to have a higher vantage point!

So I'm absolutely ready!

[uncalled]

[.... probably the cheater bastard tanuki's--

But YEAH HE THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD BE.

Hence why he's laughing and it's again just the simple method of tossing her up into the air high enough for him to get into position to let her fall easily onto his shoulders again.]

This good enough for you to survey the battlefield, Littlest Tactician?

[intendance]

[Whoa nelly.

It never gets any less surprising, but nor does it get any less fun. Instead, she giggles from her perch, beaming.]

This is perfect! Which is good, because it's not like you could grow any more on command.

[yeah...]

Let's get to work, then! Somehow, I feel even more energized now!

[uncalled]

[Alright yeah, he's just going to laugh and start walking without much issue with that at all.]

And so we begin the search!

Better keep up the energy, sounds like you've got quite the battlefield ahead of you. [ . . . ] Sounds great!!

[intendance]

[well, she can't say no to that energy.]

Let's do our best, then...!

[sparkle sparkle.

...and off they go to search for m!morgan and f!robin

this thread was so dumb]