IC ✦ Voicemail

[uncalled]

[Let's keep it short and simple-]

Hey, hey! Guess I'm doing important stuff but if you think your stuff is important too, tell me what it is and we can flip a coin.

See ya!

[beep!]

[ooc: action tags also welcome! seriously just ram into him or he's apartment 7.1]

Comments

[uncalled]

[ . . . what one thing]

Well... to be honest-

Mitsunari-sama could be upset about a lot of things! Which one are you talking about?

[perverses]

Ah, I mean the... stabbing... thing. That thing.

[ It was a definitely a thing. ]

[uncalled]

[ . . . what does it say about Mitsunari when Sakon's answer is just-]

You're going to have to be more specific about which stabbing thing....

[THEY'RE SAMURAI, THEY'RE PRETTY MURDEROUS BY DEFAULT]

[perverses]

The stabbing thing where I stabbed him? That thing?

[ DOES THAT MEAN HE'S OFF THE HOOK? SINCE IT WAS REALLY LOW ON THE SCALE OF MURDEROUS STABBINGS? ]

[1/2]

[uncalled]

[ . . .

Sakon is never this quiet.

That might be your first clue that something is rather wrong in this scenario.]

[uncalled]

You did what?!

[DESCENDANT-KUN, WHY]

[perverses]

[ Oh crap he didn't know already. ]

I'm not sure it even hurt him, okay? So I don't think it even counts!