IC ✦ Voicemail

[uncalled]

[Let's keep it short and simple-]

Hey, hey! Guess I'm doing important stuff but if you think your stuff is important too, tell me what it is and we can flip a coin.

See ya!

[beep!]

[ooc: action tags also welcome! seriously just ram into him or he's apartment 7.1]

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[uncalled]

Hahahaha!!

[Isn't he the greatest friend.

He's letting go of her cheeks after that if only because he's now clutching his stomach because he's laughing so hard. Oh no Morgan, you're too funny.]

Okay, but here's what you sounded like-

[He's actually going to pull on his own cheeks to demonstrate, even though what comes out of his mouth is]

Blah! Blah blah!! Blah blah blah blah blah!

[and then he's right back to laughing]

[intendance]

[...okay yeah she's laughing.

And shaking her head at him, though she stands on her tippy toes to poke his chest with a finger. (she may be exaggerating the height difference now).]

That is not what I sounded like at all! You should be ashamed, putting nonexistent and nonsensical words in my mouth!

[uncalled]

[Sakon's just going to grin at that. Yeah, he has absolutely no shame about anything.]

I dunno, I think a lot of what you say is nonsensical in the first place. What else is new?

[ooooOOOOHHH BURN]

[intendance]

[OUCH. WHAT. She just stares at him at that for a moment.

Andddd then she laughs. Yeah that sick burn slides right off.]

Ha ha ha ha! You wouldn't be the first, that's for sure!

[ok]

[uncalled]

[ . . . s-snort.

Oh god he's trying so hard to keep a straight face and it's not happening. It's not even close to happening.]

That's because you're weird, like I said.

Even before this dragon god soldier stuff. Who's your timeline mom? Is she just as weird as you? Is the strangeness passed down throughout the family?

[intendance]

[Be prepared for timelines.

She just grins, shaking her head.]

She's a lot more sensible than me! She's my father's alternate female self...? I suppose that's the easiest way to explain it! My actual mother is someone else entirely, after all.

[are you enlightened.]

[uncalled]

[ . . . not even a little bit.]

So.....

If your dad was a girl...

[ . . . WAIT, CONNECTIONS-]

Is this like how Dude Morgan is also you? And how that Chrom guy got mixed up with his marriage and kids?

Wow, of course you all know each other. You're all kinda strange. Guess you should stick together.

[intendance]

[........she just giggles.]

We're all in the same army back home, yep! Lord Chrom is "that Chrom guy", and he's our leader!

[nod. nod.]

You're keeping up better than most people, Sakon! Top marks for general willingness to believe things!

[uncalled]

[and he's just going to be very honest here-]

You're not leaving me with a lot of room to doubt when there's a dude who looks almost exactly like you wandering around.

Just saying.

[intendance]

For some reason, people really struggle with the idea of alternate selves and timelines.

[quite frankly.]

Strange, isn't it?

[uncalled]

[well....]

Sorta! Sanada-san told me all about this stuff that he said happened, but I don't remember them happening. And he doesn't remember me! So who knows, maybe my home's got some weird timeline stuff going on too.

I really hope not, though.

[why, you might ask? it's probably got something to do with loyalty to Mitsunari and how he always wants to serve him, obviously-]

I'm pretty alright with being a dude.

[welp]

[intendance]

[and what she takes from all of that is--]

I bet you'd be a prettier girl.

[mmhm]

[uncalled]

Prettier than you anyway.

[the maturity level here is off the charts]

[intendance]

Well, that's fine.

[SHRUG.]

You do have pretty vibrant hair! I bet it'd look neat grown out!

[uncalled]

[He snorts and takes that as invitation to bend at the waist and tug at the ends of her hair.]

We could always try to change the color of yours to test it out-

[intendance]

Don't be silly!

[She just. Bats his hands away.]

My hair isn't near long enough for that.

[oh, so that's her major issue with it.]

You should grow out yours instead, since it's already that color naturally!

[uncalled]

[He makes a face at that.]

It'd be a pain to fight with.

[Almost subconsciously, he runs a hand to smooth back his hair.]

This is barely manageable as it is to be honest.

[1/2]

[intendance]

That's just because you're a little vain about it.

[ZING.

okay no she's just. calling it like she sees it. Even as she starts blinking and looking around. She was...doing something--wasn't she...]

[2/2]

[intendance]

... ... ... Possessed not mothers!

[thaaaat's it]

[uncalled]

[CORRECTION:]

I'm a lot of vain about it. [it's not easy to look this good and still be this dumb

but oh right. so he's blinking and tilting his head]

What are you gonna do about your possessed not mother problem then?

[intendance]

[That's...a great question. She actually sobers at that, frowning.

...]

Stop her from hurting people, I suppose. She'd never be able to forgive herself if she did, even possessed like this...

[......and Morgan... her expression just grows grimmer as she thinks about it.]

[uncalled]

Okay.

[But wait, there's more!!]

So hey, crazy idea. You're a tactician and I'm used to fighting in wars! Mitsunari-sama doesn't seem to care about anything that's happening to these people sooooo I'm basically without a distinct mission for now!

You got a job for me, shorty?

[intendance]

[..... ah. She's touched, and it really does show. But ultimately, she just...smiles.]

Are you sure? I'm just a tactician-in-training, you know. I don't know if I can actuaaaally call myself a fully-fledged tactician yet.

...But if you're still up for it, then yeah, I think I do.

[uncalled]

[He laughs a bit at that and shrugs.]

Well, it's not like I'm a general or anything! I'm just one of the masses. So it'll be fitting if the two of us work together, right? Maybe we're not big shots right now, but I have no doubt that we'll be the greatest in no time!

[even if his in-battle boasts imply that sakon already thinks he's pretty great....]

So sign me up!

[intendance]

[.... wow sakon, "we're both not big shots so it's okay" is a little lacking as far as encouragement is concerned--

But she just beams, nodding brightly.]

All right, then! In that case, we should look for Morgan first. The other Morgan, I mean.

He's gotta be around here somewhere, and I'm worried that Grima already got to him!